I want to work with grown ups

A man came in today and said, "you girls were bad, I am going to put a box on this thermostat so you can't play with the temperature" I thought she was going to have a meltdown. She also turned the heater up and said "just wait till she gets back". *(the boss is out for a week). I couldn't stop laughing. She also said, thats why I lock up my heater. Oh the heater that if I take out the top drawer which isn't locked I can reach in and pick it up? yeah right.

I just stay in front of my fan.

Ha

I bought a friggin fan!



the end.

THE HEATER LIVES

This is not funny. I am sitting at my desk and I hear the noise. It sounds like the heater, but I don't feel anything I am just hearing it. The next day, friday, I am hearing the heater again. The wall thermostat is also turned up to 90.
OMG she has the heater under her desk and now I am feeling the hot breeze, no wonder I am sweating to death. I knew I didn't have a hot flash, but I was really warm. Before she left she pulled it out and locked it in one of the drawers. I pulled out the drawer above it and there was "THE HEATER". UNBELIEVABLE.
This is war, I refuse to work with a heater anymore. ITS SUMMER.

stay tuned.

THE HEATER IS GONE

I went to work on Friday like any other day. As I was sitting there checking in patients, my co-worker says to me "have you seen the heater?" I was shocked, the heater was no where to be found. It was all I could do to not start laughing and doing the happy dance. Throughout the day I looked around and suddenly my eyes drifted toward the ceiling and behold, there on the top shelf, sitting very quietly was THE HEATER. ha ha ha ha, I could not believe it. There she sat wondering what the heck happened to her heater and it was hovering only 3 feet above her head. This could not have been more perfect if I had planned it myself. I felt rather tense during the day, I was afraid her eyes might drift toward the ceiling and she would spot the heater and then I would have to spend the rest of the day in sweltering heat. I was also concerned that I would burst out laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Later in the afternoon I mentioned the situation to my supervisor who looked at me and said "ITS SUMMER, SHE DOESN'T NEED A HEATER". This is why I love her and am so devoted to her. "In fact," she said, "lets throw it out". In one felt swoop I heard the angels singing, the saints were dancing and my hot flash disappeared. I could barely contain my joy. Then she said "do you want it?", OMG do I want the heater that has tormented me for the last 6 months ......thinking...........thinking......NO. I do not want to know where the heater is. I do not want to be an accomplice.
and just before I left for the night, the super walked in grabbed the heater and with a thud, it landed directly in the garbage can.

THE END

I'm done, can I quit now??????

Soooooo, I said to hubby as we sat on the couch watching reality tv. I'm done, I don't want to work outside the home anymore, can i stop now? He laughed at me. I don't like it, it doesn't fit in my daily schedule of things and lately its annoying and stressful. The people are annoying too, imagine that! I love the patients, thats my thing, but lets face it...nobody wants to pay me to sit and chat with them. Although I had a really interesting conversation with a guy from Missouri today about Obama and McCain. I grow from these conversations, why can't they see that.

I have alot to do at home. I am sewing a cover for my computer chair. Its a really old but well built chair that I love, but it is like a blue green. I need time to do that. Someone has to have energy to do the dinner dishes. and when am I suppose to read???? can anyone tell me that? I do read on the shuttle and on the way home which is adequate. I can't read at home because by the time I get here my eyes want to close. Hey, I want to grow tomatoes but do not have time to go buy them and try to figure out how to grow them hanging upside down. I saw that in a catalog, then the rabbits won't eat them.

Hey, I could visit my dad in the daytime, he's not going to be here forever you know.

I need time to excercise, yeah I lost some weight but now I need to do more and while a job is nice its just a little inconvenient right now. ya know what I mean?

I'm done....can I pleeaasse stop now???????????????